Can I get a witness?

No.  But I can be one!

Apparently you need to have a marriage license before you can have a marriage.

What's more, you need to have a witness to attest that your marriage will not be a fraud.

Hence, I signed my life away this past Tuesday:

"I solemnly swear that these two are who they say they are..."

(I think....?)

After we filled out the application, we raised our right hands in front of our new friend Angela and swore we were telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth (so help us Angela).  

Then we did a little dance of joy.

That evening we began wedding family togetherness:

The men hit golf balls in the back yard.

The women prepared the food.

And then we simply reveled in how good God has been to us.

Let us be a witness.