I am sure that you are curious about the fate of those many pieces of pumpkin we cut up the other night. Never fear, you don't have to wait any longer to find out if my cooking was more successful than my cutting. It was:
(I wonder if this photo captures other-natural forces at work to help?)
Thus began Phase II. Later that evening my mother and I squeezed that pumpkin through multiple layers of cheesecloth,
until it was as dry as it could be.

(In fact, we worked extra hard to make it extra dry, because our matriarch had left us some pretty specific instructions and, quite truthfully, we are afraid of her.)
I am happy to report that as Phase III got under way this morning she was as pleased as pie with the consistency. She seemed genuinely surprised that we had achieved what we had, and set to work fixing it up. I watched very carefully, and am confident that in future years I can re-create this family tradition that she keeps in her head.
We chatted nicely as we put the pies together and waited for them to bake to perfection.

They meandered into the middle.
Meanwhile, Edwina stalked up the street with righteous indignation.
She knew Fred and Ed well enough to know that they wouldn't be far behind,
and she was not mistaken.
(In fact, we worked extra hard to make it extra dry, because our matriarch had left us some pretty specific instructions and, quite truthfully, we are afraid of her.)
To perfection they baked, and so Grandma and I felt confident
that we could leave them cooling while we went out for lunch.
When she asked me where I wanted to go I said Wendy's would be fine, since I know she likes it. She ignored me and said "Do you like Chinese?" with such a cute little twinkle in her eye that I could tell she was dying for me to say yes. So, yes I said, and Chinese we went. (How much do I love those little donuts covered in powdered sugar for dessert?)
It was so good to be together, and yet so hard to be without Grandpa. After I broke down trying to pray for our meal, she sweetly said "tomorrow's going to be a little hard". (And, since I break into tears every time I think about it, I think this might be a bit of an understatement....)
It was a good, precious morning.
But NOW. For that story I promised you.
But NOW. For that story I promised you.
Once upon a time, there were three gigantic turkeys--Fred, Ed, and Edwina.
They were a happy trio. 
Every day they went for a morning constitutional, off of the mountain and into the land of the strange creatures. Fred, Ed, and Edwina were not afraid of these strange creatures; after all, there was clearly no competition for "best strut" in comparison to them. 
On one particular morning, Fred, Ed and Edwina sensed a peculiar feeling in the air. They took a moment to convene, in order to discuss what this feeling might be.Fred thought it might be excitement for the cold gray day. Edwina dismissed him with a flick of her tail. Ed contributed that he was sure that it had something to do with rotting pumpkins, because he could smell them nearby. Edwina gave him a withering glance.
She looked up and spotted what she was sure was the cause--a strange creature, crouched behind a window-pane, holding a small silver shiny thing. Edwina had experience with strange creatures holding silver shiny things. She found them to be quite obnoxious, and if there was anything Edwina could not tolerate it was obnoxiosity.
The poor fellows felt like a hook and line without a sinker.
"I will not tolerate it boys", she said, turning abruptly on her spindly little leg,
and headed back up the mountain. 
"Edwina!" Fred and Ed sputtered, "what?...". But she was already gone.They meandered to the other side of the street.
"It really is cold and gray", said Fred to Ed.
They meandered into the middle.
"And it really does smell like pumpkins", said Ed to Fred.
She knew Fred and Ed well enough to know that they wouldn't be far behind,
THE END