Last summer, as I sat in my yard next to my pond,
I was often joined by a little baby squirrel.
He'd stretch himself out across the rocks,
slurping lazily at the water.
He had red in his coat,
and a wiry tail.
I called him Bradley,
and claimed him as my very own.
As the summer went on,
I watched Bradley grow into a fine young squirrel,
until--one day--I saw a Bradley-esque figure,
crushed in the road at the end of my driveway.
I began to notice he didn't come around anymore...
and concluded my Bradley had met a sad end.
I'm a pragmatist, so I got over it pretty quick.
Then there was yesterday, in which Stanley came to call.
He creeped me out, if you want to know the truth.
But this morning as I sat in my cozy chair,
talking things over with the Lord,
I heard a commotion out by the window
and went to investigate.
"Stanley." I thought;
but no:
This little guy was tiny,
with red in his coat and a wiry tail.
He looked at me and aloud I cried--
Bradley?! Bradley Jr.?
And then he nose dived into the bush,
in what has to be the most hilarious thing I've seen all week.
Move over Stanley;
Bradley Jr. is on the scene.




