Of course, we all know that Piano Camp rules, as in, it changes lives and the children are never the same,
etc. and etc. But, there are certain rules that keep this machine running
year after year. Here, a few of them:
Rule #1: Do not kill anyone, including yourself. [We find that this one keeps us invited back
from year to year.]
Rule #2: The words “happy” and “sad” in reference to musical
moods and how we shall play our pieces are banned, because they are boring.
Rule #3: The word “Frozen”
is banned, unless you are genuinely frozen.
Rule #4: All songs associated with the word “Frozen”, are,
yes, banned. [Particularly if your name
is Dr. Lauren.]
Rule #8: Maintain your personal personal-space. [For goodness sake man, personal
space!]
Rule #82, heard from Camper E, in all seriousness: Don’t go
the bathroom, unless you’re in a
bathroom. [Wise, Camper E, wise. You are allowed to come back.]
Rule #132, as heard from some Ohio-an baby campers: Don’t stick anything in your
stickiwicket. [As of Recital Day, we
still had no idea what this meant. But,
we liked it.]
Rule #140: Eat, very, very well.
Rule # 200: Help the sweet little children get to know each other.
Rule # 201: And then be prepared for when they do.
Rule # 208: Encourage
peace treaties.
Rule # 209: Encourage peace treaties, even when you know you
have stolen one of the peaceful party’s mascot in the name of the other…
Rule #210: Encourage peace treaties, even when you know you
are lying.
Rule
# 283: Remember that you are really at Piano Camp to teach them about the
piano.
Rule # 285: Do what you have to do to get the sound that you
want.
Rule #286: Teach them important historical information, such
as the fact that Beethoven’s official lyrics for Op. 49 No. 2 really do involve
skunks and cheese.
Rule # 285, Addendum: Do what you have to do to get the
sound that you want, even if it involves lying.
Rule # 287: Challenges are healthy, but do not reduce the
children to tears, even when you are all frustrated by a seemingly impossible
task.

Rule # 288: They are counting on you to smile.
Rule #292: You are in it, together. [Remember that it was your idea, not theirs, to learn a duet in 4 days...]
Rule # 293: Do not give up if you know that they can do it,
and that they need to know it too.
Rule # 295: Provide them with memorable experiences.
Rule # 300: But, be aware that middle schoolers have very
strong opinions about things like modern art.
Have very thick skin.
Rule #301: And, show them very interesting video. A lot of it.
Rule # 312: It is ok to feel like you have said the same
thing 400 times.
Rule # 313: Because you have
said the same thing 400 times.
Rule #314: Remember that at the end of the day, they really
are quite cute.
Rule # 315: Give them creative license…
Rule #316: They’ll do the darndest things.
Rule # 317: But if they are making you a little bit crazy,
don’t freak out. Assign them a piece
they believe to be impossible instead, and pretend you are a Russian with very
poor English skills when they whine.
Rule # 318: And then, go away, and get pedicures.
Rule #319: Find the nearest river, and eat lunch by it.
Rule # 319a: Alternatively, find the nearest creek, and
listen to its soothing roar.
Rule # 320: If someone convinces you that taking a canoe out
on said creek will be very peaceful, and assures you that you will not tip, do
not trust them, especially if her name is Mrs. Noll.
Rule # 321: Do not wear flip flops to canoe in a rapid-y
creek.
Rule # 325: Play games.
Rule #326: But watch your back.
Unspoken Rule # 327: A win in Ohio marks you for ruthless
defeat in Harrisburg…
Rule #328: Include the children in the game playing.
Rule # 329: Please,
ALWAYS say “What. Is.”
Rule #382: If you have been good friends for many years, and
claim to share a brain, sit in the exact same way without even knowing it.
Rule # 383: Be grateful that your friendship is so much more
interesting than repetitive and endless laps around a pond [as lovely as that
may be…].
Rule # 384: And really, at the end of the day, it’s all
about your friendship anyway.
Rule # 385: Well, that, and changing the world.
Piano Camp Rules,
every time.